A few hilarious things Abby has said in the past few weeks:
(Coming out of Primary) "Mom, look at my picture of the tenth leopard!" Of course, I then had to explain leprosy to her. Which led to her coming home from kindergarten saying, "Muneer was sick today. He had leprosy." She whispered the word as she leaned her head into mine, eyes as big as dinner plates. This might actually be possible: I discovered how very many immigrants attend her school when, exiting the bus, she shouted, "Mom! The principal of the whole school is brown and she even speaks ENGLISH!"